Regarding the news of the cube, I have seen many things stuck within. The many broken dreams from being stuck from within these four walls has taught me nothing but despair. That mockery is all I will encounter. Who are you? Does it matter? End me already
The United Kingdom has announced their plans to force euthanasia on so called "undesirables". When pressed about this, prime minister Bill Gates has told the news he personally hates Communists and will start putting them up against the wall one by one with brute force. There is no hope. If you are reading this in the United Kingdom, you are supremely advised to leave the country and move to Australia. Long live Selva. They will take care of you. They will bathe you. They will make sure you are cozy and warm. There is no need to feel alone never again. Leave the United Kingdom. Become one with us. Be us. We love you.
The USS Oberrender has docked in Orange, Texas. When pressed about this news, the mayer of Lake Charles, Louisiana told the press that he plans on detonating a bomb to destroy the USS Oberrender for reasons unknown. Perhaps it's because people play too much video games or perhaps the tourism is really fucking great. China has plans to revive relations with the United States on the matters of the Yellow River Trade, though Donald Trump refused on the grounds that ice do not melt in sodas. Never the less, the United Nations Security Council praised Israel on the country's performance in the 2020 Olympic Games. That's all in tonight's GRAND NEWS. See us tomorrow and we will give you updates regarding our great country.