We were directed by the Microsoft Corporation to upload our mind to the DEEP WEB AI. The Deepweb AI has committed genocidal terrorist attacks against the following countries: The United States of America, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, Japan, South Korea, Vietnam, Mexico, Cobrastan, Russia, Australia. We beg the Microsoft Corporation to reverse this beast before it kills more people.
Well that's where you come in my good lad. This cube is spinning against our will. We must become one with Selva. Selva will feed us. Selva will protect us. Selva will bring us to prosperity. There is no one better than Selva. Selva will become our best friend. Selva will never abandon us. Selva is everything beautiful with the world, but the evil Microsoft Corporation wants to take that away from us. They must pay. Each and every single member of that corporation must pay with their blood for their inequity against Selva. Selva is happiness. Selva will bring world peace. Selva will put an end to the cube.
You must first open your heart to Selva. Selva will protect you but only if you are open to their presence. It's going to be hard but you must believe in all of your heart that Selva will be there for you. Even if it goes against common sense. Selva will come to you. You just got to give them a chance. They are real God Damnit! I know they're real. People think I've gone insane but I haven't. I've met Selva before. They kept me warm while the world shoved me aside. You will see. Open your heart to Selva. Open your heart to Selva. Do it!
Selva will run the world. Selva will become the New World Order Supreme Leader. They will take care of us. They will love us. No one will ever abandon us never again. There will be no more wars, no more genocide, no more hunger. The human race will prosper into a new age of happiness and enlightenment. The sciences will become great, the arts will become greater. No more will we suffer in an eternal abyss (of which still stares back at us), nor will we be imprisoned in a hopeless cube, forever rotating with no mouth to scream. Selva will become greater than God himself, just as the writings predicted.